A perfect massage with Twistednook
A perfect massage with Twistednook
Most of city girls would go shopping when they feel low, but a beach girl like me runs straight to coconut oil message. From ghetto little straw huts to 5 star-hotel spa, I love when my body and mind are completely lost in the sensual kneading moment. Anyone who comes to Thailand must visit our world famous Thai massage once or twice during his/her stay. Our traditional Thai massage dates back 2,500 yrs as an influence of Indian, Chinese and Southeast Asia’s customary practices and medicines. It can be done alone, as a couple or even in a big group. It involves a lot of stretching and cracking of your bones. Customers are changed in comfy clothes like fisherman pants and linen shirt then lie on a firm mattress or even on the floor. So this is one form a massage we are medically famous for. Nowadays, the other type which leads us to one of the most notorious sex spots in the world is called “Happy Ending massage”. (Just to clarify myself, I’m writing this not to promote my country in a negative way, but rather share my countless funny massage moments). Growing up in Thailand, we are familiar to massage parlours (note that I said massage parlour instead of Spa). We’ve seen them on the street, in our local movies, after news-soaps or have heard the story from our guy friends or even family members; soapy massage exclusively for men in the bath tub… young boys usually losing their virginity in the parlour and don’t forget the scene you see on Rush Hour where women were pinned by numbers and reduced to some kind of product for men to pick inside the glass wall. Living and working by the tourist destination: the Southern Andaman Coast, you always hear “massaSSe sir?, you want massasse? Thai massasse, oil massasse, special massasse?” Although it was annoying for woman, I’m sure many men are quite interested to experience that massasse moment. 99%of the guys(expatriates+tourists) I asked, were in denial and said they would never want to pay for a hand job, blowjob or whatever kind of job. However, some men admit they love that unattached emotional contact (plus an easy 500-2,000 baht ejaculation) without the drama of women/girlfriend/wife etc. I usually felt a little disgusted until today, my eyes are wide open. And boy, I do have deep sympathy for those horny men!!! After my beach afternoon nap, I went to my regular spot for an oil massage. My girl wasn’t there so they sent a MAN. Not any normal man, the boy look just like T.I, I almost forgot to breathe. I mean in Thailand, T.I. would not do any stimulation to typical Thai women, but to a bit extraordinary Thai girl like moi, he was a HUGE turn on. First question I asked “are you gay?”, the answer was “No”. I blushed and tried my best to cover that. He was the only one who could perform the duty today so I gotta let him wash my feet and lead me into the room. My 2hr massage I get weekly was shrinking to 1 due to my shyness. I lied and told him I had a meeting to attend. I was so nervous that all I had in my head was “happy ending, you want, Madam?!!!!” First, it was ok when he started by the feet, up to the leg, once those strong rough hands went up to my thigh, I lied again and said I hate leg massage so I turned over, then he rubbed my hands, arms and came up to the uuughh but politely asked, “would you like …. massage?” I burst out laughing so hard and told him I had problem with my twins so he could not touch it…another lie. The usual unstressed moment turned to be the MOST stressful 60 mins of my life. I was telling myself to calm down and not to get too hot. He was just a handsome masseuse; on the other hand, it was nice to get an oil massage from a man for a change. At the end of our hilarious/romantic/ awkward commotion, I gave him a very big tip although I didn’t get what I thought I would get. But hell, most men don’t deliver that anyways. Gentlemen, at this point, I do feel your curiosity and hormones. Ladies, forgive your man if his penis happened to stand up there while he was in the spa room. You can trust his loyalty but you cannot control his fucking dick. It wasn’t his fault (especially if you’re in a land of 250,000 certified exotic, silky hair-Thai masseuses). My suggestion is that it would be so sexy to go together as a couple to get sensual massage, floral milk bath, bla bla bla followed by some extra kinky activity. If you don’t understand him yet, come try my guy in Khaolak for an hour, then you would know exactly what I’m talking about. So “you want a massage today, Madam”?
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